Chatting with God

[lovemonkey17]

So, I'm chatting online with God... http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
happy dancing naked pagan here
God:
Happy dancing naked pagan here to you too, .
Me:
you dance naked?
God:
That's good information: said I dance naked.
Me:
did you pass 3rd grade English?
God:
You be the judge. Do I seem like a computer to you?
Me:
totally and completely
God:
Dude! Dude!
Me:
So what do I do now?
God:
Oh. Yeah that's right. You said you do mind.
Me:
I have a mind
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
very expensive
God:
Somewhat. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
40 year old virgin
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
it was VERY funny
God:
40 year old virgin was funny? I I never looked at it that way.
Me:
I I did...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said he or she did.
Me:
your grammar sucks worse than a 12 yr old computer geek
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
Yes
God:
What is English teacher, your job?
Me:
Can teach an old god new tricks
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
Can a tree have no branches?
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
which ones?
God:
" Some of them can.?" Which ones?
Me:
now you sound like my daughter
God:
Why now? Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
copycat
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
not many people express themselves that way
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no, I'm a smartass
God:
But your words are very original. You are a smartass? Does it pay well?
Me:
it's a crime, crime doesn't pay
God:
a smartass is a crime crime does not pay. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
to who?

Then God wouldn't talk to me anymore.